On the market again

[Francko]

So the italian stallion is on the market again. Just started to contact sharks today. After 2 years of limbo, I have almost forgot how bad they are. Just had a call after 5 minutes from sending the CV so I thought it was allright. Instead he called to tell me that he has another position and if I know somebody else who can do that. Is it being permie really that worse than dealing with those incompetent amoebas?

[cojak]

Why have you jumped, permie boy?

[Francko]

Why have you jumped, permie boy?

I am still on the edge. And you probably have been permie more than me. Never been in the same place for more than 2 years. I am even willing to give up to the honeymoon to get a new contract. Isn't that dedication?

[The Lone Gunman]

You can have my contract if I can take your wife on honeymoon!

[sasguru]

Francko's wife is a hairy gay body-builder, so be careful LG.

[threaded]

You can have my contract if I can take your wife on honeymoon!

Should be a pointer to being outside of IR35 t'boot!

[The Lone Gunman]

Francko's wife is a hairy gay body-builder, so be careful LG.

Aaaah, forgot that, I assumed Italian stunner, you know how they all look before the genetic explosion turns them into an ugly bearded balloon who only wears black once they reach 35.

[cojak]

Hah - that's what you think!

I gave up a week's diving in Scapa to start an immediate contract on the banks of Lake Geneva (the sacrifices I've made...)

[Xenophon]

Hah - that's what you think!

I gave up a week's diving in Scapa to start an immediate contract on the banks of Lake Geneva (the sacrifices I've made...)

I gave up staying at home watching 'Deal or No Deal' to work on a contract in grimey London. Again.

[Francko]

Aaaah, forgot that, I assumed Italian stunner, you know how they all look before the genetic explosion turns them into an ugly bearded balloon who only wears black once they reach 35.

I am still good looking and you can still see my abdominals, getting closer to my 40s. And no, no beard, and still all my hair on the head (ok, perhaps 95% of it). And for the body hair there are those creams now which do miracles (but a proper man still needs some body hair me thinks). Mr Gunman, let your envy go wild.