Reply to: On the market again

[threaded]

Those members of the panel with time to spare, no firewall ,a desire to touch themselves and a pile of tissues may wish to consider putting "muff diving" into Google images.
Marvellous.

I quite like Google videos. My favourite at the moment.

[Fleetwood]

What sort of diving ? muff ?

Those members of the panel with time to spare, no firewall ,a desire to touch themselves and a pile of tissues may wish to consider putting "muff diving" into Google images.
Marvellous.

[threaded]

What sort of diving ? muff ?

And off to LR we go...
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[Jabberwocky]

Hah - that's what you think!

I gave up a week's diving in Scapa to start an immediate contract on the banks of Lake Geneva (the sacrifices I've made...)

What sort of diving ? muff ?

[DimPrawn]

And for the body hair there are those creams now which do miracles (but a proper man still needs some body hair me thinks).

I was talking about Italian women!!!

So was Francko.

[Francko]

I was talking about Italian women!!!

Well, that's not actually really true nowadays. Indeed, most of them who are 35-40 they look much younger and because they always wear lots of make up and nice clothes it's hard to understand if a women is around 30 or 40.

Anyway, wasn't this trend about contracting?

[The Lone Gunman]

I am still good looking and you can still see my abdominals, getting closer to my 40s. And no, no beard, and still all my hair on the head (ok, perhaps 95% of it). And for the body hair there are those creams now which do miracles (but a proper man still needs some body hair me thinks). Mr Gunman, let your envy go wild.

I was talking about Italian women!!!

[Francko]

Aaaah, forgot that, I assumed Italian stunner, you know how they all look before the genetic explosion turns them into an ugly bearded balloon who only wears black once they reach 35.

I am still good looking and you can still see my abdominals, getting closer to my 40s. And no, no beard, and still all my hair on the head (ok, perhaps 95% of it). And for the body hair there are those creams now which do miracles (but a proper man still needs some body hair me thinks). Mr Gunman, let your envy go wild.

[Xenophon]

Hah - that's what you think!

I gave up a week's diving in Scapa to start an immediate contract on the banks of Lake Geneva (the sacrifices I've made...)

I gave up staying at home watching 'Deal or No Deal' to work on a contract in grimey London. Again.

[cojak]

Hah - that's what you think!

I gave up a week's diving in Scapa to start an immediate contract on the banks of Lake Geneva (the sacrifices I've made...)

[The Lone Gunman]

Francko's wife is a hairy gay body-builder, so be careful LG.

Aaaah, forgot that, I assumed Italian stunner, you know how they all look before the genetic explosion turns them into an ugly bearded balloon who only wears black once they reach 35.

[threaded]

You can have my contract if I can take your wife on honeymoon!

Should be a pointer to being outside of IR35 t'boot!

[sasguru]

Francko's wife is a hairy gay body-builder, so be careful LG.

[The Lone Gunman]

You can have my contract if I can take your wife on honeymoon!

[Francko]

Why have you jumped, permie boy?

I am still on the edge. And you probably have been permie more than me. Never been in the same place for more than 2 years. I am even willing to give up to the honeymoon to get a new contract. Isn't that dedication?