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    Don't panic

    Eurovision is in the bag

    Linky
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Skewen?

    There's tidy then?
    would mitch?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Eurovision is in the bag

      Linky
      She always sounds like she should have a really good cough.
      Last edited by SupremeSpod; 7 March 2013, 08:29.

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        #4
        Nozmo King

        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        She always sounds like she should have a really good cough.
        Went to see my NHS stop smoking lady / counsellor last night. Good progress, can go to the pub and get mortalled and still not smoke etc etc

        So she gives me this gizmo to blow into. Scale from 1-7

        1 - Green
        2 - Amber
        3 - Red
        4,5,6,7 red

        Measures CO (Carbon monoxide to the uninitiated)

        She proudly tells me I should be in the green. I blew a 2, amber.

        What does this mean I ask. Well she says, at that level you have the same level of CO in your system as if you smoked 7 fags.

        Why, how can this be?

        We concluded it was walking to the school to pick the kids up in rush hour. There was a heavy smog over luton yesterday and the air quality was poor.

        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          would mitch?
          Don't think so according to this piccie.
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            We concluded it was walking to the school to pick the kids up in rush hour. There was a heavy smog over luton yesterday and the air quality was poor.

            UK in court on air pollution levels
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Eurovision is in the bag

              Linky
              She'll probably beat the Swiss
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #8
                Is this one of the gigs you applied for suity?

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                  #9
                  See what you mean.
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #10
                    Very dodgy country song and she sounds like her voice has packed in.

                    Nil point.

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