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The German one sounds exactly the same as the Swedish winner last year and there were allegations of plagiarism about it. Apparently it isn't the same, some 'experts' have said....
Armenia entry is written by Tony Iommi of Black Sabbath fame:
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Originally posted by zeitghostJust say no to cigarettes & sunbathing.
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57 Years young peeps.Originally posted by zeitghostthen again, compare & contrast:


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Very dodgy country song and she sounds like her voice has packed in.
Nil point.
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UK in court on air pollution levelsOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWe concluded it was walking to the school to pick the kids up in rush hour. There was a heavy smog over luton yesterday and the air quality was poor.

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Don't think so according to this piccie.Originally posted by suityou01 View Postwould mitch?
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Nozmo King
Went to see my NHS stop smoking lady / counsellor last night. Good progress, can go to the pub and get mortalled and still not smoke etc etcOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View PostShe always sounds like she should have a really good cough.
So she gives me this gizmo to blow into. Scale from 1-7
1 - Green
2 - Amber
3 - Red
4,5,6,7 red
Measures CO (Carbon monoxide to the uninitiated)
She proudly tells me I should be in the green. I blew a 2, amber.
What does this mean I ask. Well she says, at that level you have the same level of CO in your system as if you smoked 7 fags.
Why, how can this be?
We concluded it was walking to the school to pick the kids up in rush hour. There was a heavy smog over luton yesterday and the air quality was poor.
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She always sounds like she should have a really good cough.
Last edited by SupremeSpod; 7 March 2013, 08:29.
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would mitch?Originally posted by zeitghostSkewen?
There's tidy then?
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