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would mitch?Originally posted by zeitghostSkewen?
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Went to see my NHS stop smoking lady / counsellor last night. Good progress, can go to the pub and get mortalled and still not smoke etc etcOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View PostShe always sounds like she should have a really good cough.
So she gives me this gizmo to blow into. Scale from 1-7
1 - Green
2 - Amber
3 - Red
4,5,6,7 red
Measures CO (Carbon monoxide to the uninitiated)
She proudly tells me I should be in the green. I blew a 2, amber.
What does this mean I ask. Well she says, at that level you have the same level of CO in your system as if you smoked 7 fags.
Why, how can this be?
We concluded it was walking to the school to pick the kids up in rush hour. There was a heavy smog over luton yesterday and the air quality was poor.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Don't think so according to this piccie.Originally posted by suityou01 View Postwould mitch?
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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UK in court on air pollution levelsOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostWe concluded it was walking to the school to pick the kids up in rush hour. There was a heavy smog over luton yesterday and the air quality was poor.
Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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