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The sweetcorn never fits down the holes in the plug hole... looks very unsightly.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Dear god this thread made me laugh! You guys are awesome. If you are this fun online, I guess in real life you must be a riot!I am Brad. I do more than the needful and drive the market rates up by not bobbing my head.Comment
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Waited until I got home to post this but...
Pubic dandruff?
Went in the bogs today for a ten minute online poker session and there's the worst case of apparent pubic dandruff on the seat ever. And why is it always black - I hate to think what medical condition this person has? This is just plain dirty, if you suffered from this would you not wipe the seat down afterwards?
I'm 50 years old and I just don't understand how someone can go around with disgusting habits like this, especially not in an office. Gross.
...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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If you are sticking the nozzle of a power shower up your Gary Glitter there is something very very wrong with youOriginally posted by stek View PostOr why not combine the two?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf you are sticking the nozzle of a power shower up your Gary Glitter there is something very very wrong with you
Colonic irrigation. People pay a fortune for it.Comment
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I'm a one-a-day man myself.Originally posted by stek View PostBeen for a dump several times today,...And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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