Originally posted by stek
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIf you are sticking the nozzle of a power shower up your Gary Glitter there is something very very wrong with you
Colonic irrigation. People pay a fortune for it.
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Waited until I got home to post this but...
Pubic dandruff?
Went in the bogs today for a ten minute online poker session and there's the worst case of apparent pubic dandruff on the seat ever. And why is it always black - I hate to think what medical condition this person has? This is just plain dirty, if you suffered from this would you not wipe the seat down afterwards?
I'm 50 years old and I just don't understand how someone can go around with disgusting habits like this, especially not in an office. Gross.
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Dear god this thread made me laugh! You guys are awesome. If you are this fun online, I guess in real life you must be a riot!
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Originally posted by stek View PostOr why not combine the two?
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There are showers next to some of the traps in there.
Personally I don't want to be washing whilst someone is squeezing out an Ertha Kitt in the next cubicle.
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Scientific research shows that the least used trap is the first one.
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Fave Trap Woes
Bugger, new pants today, pockets not as deep as normal, went to scratch my leg and 6 Euro fell out, 2 of which rolled under the next trap, my favourite and still occupied. What's he gonna think?
Pinch this one off and try the traps one floor down I think.
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