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Mich the Tester replied

6 March 2013, 10:29
Originally posted by stek View Post

Been for a dump several times today,...

I'm a one-a-day man myself.
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mudskipper replied

6 March 2013, 06:39
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

If you are sticking the nozzle of a power shower up your Gary Glitter there is something very very wrong with you

Colonic irrigation. People pay a fortune for it.
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SimonMac replied

5 March 2013, 22:50
Originally posted by stek View Post

Or why not combine the two?

If you are sticking the nozzle of a power shower up your Gary Glitter there is something very very wrong with you
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Lockhouse replied

5 March 2013, 21:57
Waited until I got home to post this but...

Pubic dandruff?

Went in the bogs today for a ten minute online poker session and there's the worst case of apparent pubic dandruff on the seat ever. And why is it always black - I hate to think what medical condition this person has? This is just plain dirty, if you suffered from this would you not wipe the seat down afterwards?

I'm 50 years old and I just don't understand how someone can go around with disgusting habits like this, especially not in an office. Gross.
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tranceporter replied

5 March 2013, 21:48
Dear god this thread made me laugh! You guys are awesome. If you are this fun online, I guess in real life you must be a riot!
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northernladuk replied

5 March 2013, 17:19
Originally posted by stek View Post

Or why not combine the two?

The sweetcorn never fits down the holes in the plug hole... looks very unsightly.
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stek replied

5 March 2013, 17:13
Fave Trap Woes

Originally posted by moggy View Post

what about showering after you have sqeezed one out?

Or why not combine the two?
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moggy replied

5 March 2013, 17:03
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

There are showers next to some of the traps in there.

Personally I don't want to be washing whilst someone is squeezing out an Ertha Kitt in the next cubicle.

what about showering after you have sqeezed one out?
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minestrone replied

5 March 2013, 16:47
There are showers next to some of the traps in there.

Personally I don't want to be washing whilst someone is squeezing out an Ertha Kitt in the next cubicle.
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stek replied

5 March 2013, 16:22
Fave Trap Woes

Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Scientific research shows that the least used trap is the first one.

At this Clientco, the first trap has a shower in it.

Might be worth a try.
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northernladuk replied

5 March 2013, 16:20
Scientific research shows that the least used trap is the first one.
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d000hg replied

5 March 2013, 16:07
Originally posted by stek View Post

Been for a dump several times today

Perhaps your diet could use some work?
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TheBigD replied

5 March 2013, 16:01
you could spend 172 pennies (on current exchange rate)
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original PM replied

5 March 2013, 15:35
what can you get for 2 euros in the toilets now a days??
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stek replied

5 March 2013, 15:32
Fave Trap Woes

Bugger, new pants today, pockets not as deep as normal, went to scratch my leg and 6 Euro fell out, 2 of which rolled under the next trap, my favourite and still occupied. What's he gonna think?

Pinch this one off and try the traps one floor down I think.
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