Tube Etiquette

[doodab]

That must make is almost impossible for you to pull anyone normal

Yeah but i'm beating the freaks off with a stick

[d000hg]

They were uncrossed when she uncrossed them. Unless she has reversed feet, or some even more terrible deformity then they were back to front.

Back to front as well as on the wrong sides? Are you absolutely sure she wasn't just facing away from you?

[vetran]

Back to front as well as on the wrong sides? Are you absolutely sure she wasn't just facing away from you?

Too much Lambrusco last night she is face down on the seat?

[OwlHoot]

Back to front as well as on the wrong sides? Are you absolutely sure she wasn't just facing away from you?

Or she was sitting next to a vertical mirror, with her leg furthest from it under a coat on her lap?

[DodgyAgent]

One of the great things about being normal is that you can observe that someone looks a bit odd without becoming sexually aroused.

I take it therefore that you had to disappear round the back of the rubbish bins for a

[doodab]

I take it therefore that you had to disappear round the back of the rubbish bins for a

I don't know what you provincial bumpkins get up to but we don't have bins on the tube.

[MyUserName]

Yeah but i'm beating the freaks off with a stick

Unusual way to beat someone off but I guess they are freaks after all!

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

I once got on the tube with a fare bit of shaving foam still on my face and my flys wide open, I had walked approx 0.5 miles to the station like that past alot of people and no one said a thing, I then got on the tube and lady came upto me and told me.