Reply to: Tube Etiquette

[ELBBUBKUNPS]

I once got on the tube with a fare bit of shaving foam still on my face and my flys wide open, I had walked approx 0.5 miles to the station like that past alot of people and no one said a thing, I then got on the tube and lady came upto me and told me.

[MyUserName]

Yeah but i'm beating the freaks off with a stick

Unusual way to beat someone off but I guess they are freaks after all!

[doodab]

I take it therefore that you had to disappear round the back of the rubbish bins for a

I don't know what you provincial bumpkins get up to but we don't have bins on the tube.

[DodgyAgent]

One of the great things about being normal is that you can observe that someone looks a bit odd without becoming sexually aroused.

I take it therefore that you had to disappear round the back of the rubbish bins for a

[OwlHoot]

Back to front as well as on the wrong sides? Are you absolutely sure she wasn't just facing away from you?

Or she was sitting next to a vertical mirror, with her leg furthest from it under a coat on her lap?

[vetran]

Back to front as well as on the wrong sides? Are you absolutely sure she wasn't just facing away from you?

Too much Lambrusco last night she is face down on the seat?

[d000hg]

They were uncrossed when she uncrossed them. Unless she has reversed feet, or some even more terrible deformity then they were back to front.

Back to front as well as on the wrong sides? Are you absolutely sure she wasn't just facing away from you?

[doodab]

That must make is almost impossible for you to pull anyone normal

Yeah but i'm beating the freaks off with a stick

[MyUserName]

One of the great things about being normal is that you can observe that someone looks a bit odd without becoming sexually aroused.

That must make is almost impossible for you to pull anyone normal

[Martin@AS Financial]

Friday morning on the tube is always an experience. Saw one chap this morning who clearly went big last night. He was stood up, leaning forward with his head on the pole desperately trying to stay awake.

He's got a long day ahead of him.

[doodab]

Did she notice you staring at her feet and shout "hey mister, they are up here!" and point at her chest?

One of the great things about being normal is that you can observe that someone looks a bit odd without becoming sexually aroused.

[SupremeSpod]

They were at first, and her shoes looked the right way round. That's what made me wonder. Then she uncrossed them and left no doubt, she had them on wrong.

Wilmslow? Is that you?

[Mich the Tester]

Did she notice you staring at her feet and shout "hey mister, they are up here!" and point at her chest?

No, because if she had six fingers and her legs were on the wrong way round I suspect her tits were on her back.

[MyUserName]

Did she notice you staring at her feet and shout "hey mister, they are up here!" and point at her chest?

[MarillionFan]

They were uncrossed when she uncrossed them. Unless she has reversed feet, or some even more terrible deformity then they were back to front.

As well as reversed feet did she have six fingers? It's beginning to sound like Shaunbhoys sister.