Gym fluff

[Pondlife]

Isn't tulipe tulip any more then?

Oh.

Apparently it is.

And isn't crap carp?

Apparently not.

My word started with F and rhymes with duck.

[Bunk]

This post is just weird (and not in a good way).

What did you expect from Gruffalooooooow <canned laughter> ?

[Doggy Styles]

My word started with F and rhymes with duck.

You must have an extra long one then.

[MaryPoppins]

This post is just weird (and not in a good way).

No wonder she made you move.

Agreed. Why do all stories by OP end up with him attempting to get laid? Eeeww.

[Bunk]

Agreed. Why do all stories by OP end up with people getting a restraining order against him.

FTFY

[Bunk]

Mafia neighbours, the other lot of neighbours, bunny boiling girlfriends, problems with guys at the gym, problems with girls at the gym. They can't all be to blame

[Pondlife]

Agreed. Why do all stories by OP end up with him attempting to follow some poor lass home to see if she lives alone under the misguided idea that this may someday enable him to weasel his way into her life so that one day faaaaar in the future he can get laid? Eeeww.

FTFY a little bit.

[SupremeSpod]

Wilmslow doesn't exist, he's a figment of your imagination.

[MaryPoppins]

FTFY a little bit.

I barely noticed the difference.

[FiveTimes]

I'm disappointed with you Wilmslow treating gym fluff like this. What would Esther think about your predatory behavior