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PM to Jeff Maginty RE: tonight's EuroMillions
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Its not even a roll over week for Euro Millions you're best playing the UK National Lottery instead for increased chances of winning.Comment
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Jeff,
I'd get that drinking problem sorted out mate.
And I'd advise that you take Jeffrey along with you - they can give him tablets for this kind of thing.
cojak."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Is this an attempt at cosmic ordering?
You are Noel Edmonds and I claim my five free bungee jumps.Comment
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Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View PostLadies, you are both highly perceptive!
I'm doing some visualisation exercises right now, trying to think positive. I'm imagining myself sat in a jaccuzi with both of you gorgeous women; one on either side of me, and we are drinking champagne, toasting my recent big win, and eating the finest Belgian chocolates. And before you ask "Are you man enough to handle two women?"... remember, I've got Jeffrey with me to help out...
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Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View PostLadies, you are both highly perceptive!
I'm doing some visualisation exercises right now, trying to think positive. I'm imagining myself sat in a jaccuzi with both of you gorgeous women; one on either side of me, and we are drinking champagne, toasting my recent big win, and eating the finest Belgian chocolates. And before you ask "Are you man enough to handle two women?"... remember, I've got Jeffrey with me to help out...
:-) :-) :-) :-)
So how much did you win? Shall I dig out my bathers?Comment
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