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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Good Luck!Originally posted by formant View PostThanks guys! Got discharged last night. As of this afternoon I'm finally feeling a tad better (and billing again already
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Now to wait for baby-formant to make an appearance over the next few weeks...
And, glad you weren't kept in for longer - playing the waiting game in the hospital is no fun. I was in for quite a few days before small child made an appearance, listening to the shreiks (sp?) and wailings of other birds drove me mental. One night, one woman kept calling for the midwives and telling them her waters had broken, eventually after trying to be nice to her about 5 times, an exasperated midwife said "No love, you've just pissed yourself.... AGAIN" -
Boy was I glad to get my own room.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Good luck! It might sting a bit but be thankful it's only childbirth and not man flu.Hard Brexit now!
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12th March please. I'd like to win this sweepstake. If there's no movement on 11th, I'll be sending huge quantities of curry your way...Originally posted by formant View Post
Now to wait for baby-formant to make an appearance over the next few weeks...Comment
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I'll have the 21st if nobody else has got it.
Good luck! (I wouldn't worry about the screaming, they were probably all stoned)+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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What days aren't taken yet?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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