Afternoon chaps. Just back from a little break in Italy - sun, sand etc.etc. What's been going on - have I missed anything other than a rather disturbing outbreak of daleks?
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I had some problems getting hold of some rohypnol and also couldn't locate my g-spot. These two are not related.Originally posted by John GaltAfternoon chaps. Just back from a little break in Italy - sun, sand etc.etc. What's been going on - have I missed anything other than a rather disturbing outbreak of daleks?Comment
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I gave a lecture on the joys of the prostate.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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MF has reported bumper trading and janey has reported bumper bonking.Originally posted by John GaltAfternoon chaps. Just back from a little break in Italy - sun, sand etc.etc. What's been going on - have I missed anything other than a rather disturbing outbreak of daleks?
HTHRule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Did you look down the back of the sofa?Originally posted by Joe Black.I had some problems getting hold of some rohypnol and also couldn't locate my g-spot. These two are not related.Comment
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Hey that's "The" Lone Gunman!Originally posted by Joe Black.It's ok Lone Gunman and HyperD helped me locate the little f**ker (thanks guys God bless).I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.Originally posted by John GaltWhat's been going on - have I missed anythingIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I picked a hell of a day to quit smoking! Over, Under, Under, Done and dont call me Shirly!Originally posted by hyperDWell, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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