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DaveB replied

5 July 2006, 20:18
Originally posted by zeitghost

Could be worse; could be a light bulb

Scrubs did an epsiode involving that situation.

Got the bulb out in the end and installed it in the desk lamp of the Chief of Medicine that they all hated...
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Captain Jack replied

5 July 2006, 16:10
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Roger and out eh!

No need to rush these things.
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 July 2006, 15:56
Originally posted by Captain Jack

I'll give his prostage a massage he'll never forget.

Roger and out eh!
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 July 2006, 15:55
Originally posted by zeitghost

Could be worse; could be a light bulb

That story made me cringe <shudder> what if it broke???
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Captain Jack replied

5 July 2006, 15:55
Originally posted by Joe Black.

after he's massaged his prostate

I'll give his prostage a massage he'll never forget.
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 July 2006, 15:52
Originally posted by zeitghost

And it comes in handy for oiling one's cricket bat...

That is realy gonna hurt even if its just handle...... ohh.... sorry, silly me........ yes yes of course linseed oil and cricket bats, of course I knew......
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Joe Black. replied

5 July 2006, 15:47
Originally posted by Cyber Controller

The very same.

LG, you don't massage your prostate with it, you drink it.

after he's massaged his prostate
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 July 2006, 15:47
Oh? Have I said too much? I'll get me coat!
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Cyber Controller replied

5 July 2006, 15:45
Originally posted by zeitghost

Would that be similar to Linseed Oil, oh Cyberleader?

The very same.

LG, you don't massage your prostate with it, you drink it.
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The Lone Gunman replied

5 July 2006, 15:39
Any kind of oil works when massaging the prostate, otherwise the rabbit hurts like hell (in both directions).
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Cyber Controller replied

5 July 2006, 15:28
Flax oil. Does wonder for the prostate and your joints. Us Cyberpeople find it so much more efficacious than WD40.
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DaveB replied

5 July 2006, 14:37
Originally posted by zeitghost

Apparently half a pint of pomegranit juice a day is good for the prostate...

Mostly coz you spend so much time tulipting through the eye of a needle that you don't worry about it any more...

With or without pips? Pebbledash anyone?
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Fleetwood replied

5 July 2006, 13:51
Originally posted by Xenophon

Prunes

Get yer gums around me plums!
Get yer lipstick round me dipstick!

F in "Playground humour" mode
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Xenophon replied

5 July 2006, 13:27
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Aubergines

Prunes
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hyperD replied

5 July 2006, 13:10
Aubergine goes all the way back to Sanskrit, a classical language of India, where one playful name for the fruit was vatinganah which means literally ‘fart, go away.’

The English name, eggplant, arose in the eighteenth century to describe goose-egg-size fruits of a white or yellowish hue, rather than their now-familiar deep purple colour.

Good for the prostate as well I believe ...
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