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Nope, provided it's not actually warm enough to melt, butter will keep for a couple of weeks this way. Just make sure to put the lid back on the dish after you use it.Originally posted by kingcook View PostWill give that a go, and as others have said - leave normal butter out of the fridge! (- would this make the butter go off?)"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I try to watch my salt so avoid spreads. I really like that French President unsalted butter but save it for weekends....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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If I was the French President I wouldn't save it for weekends.Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI try to watch my salt so avoid spreads. I really like that French President unsalted butter but save it for weekends.
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Unfortunately not......my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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I try to balance a knife on top of the toaster to get it hot, then use that. Still doesn't really spread though, at least not without using so much force you destroy the toast in the process.Originally posted by kingcook View PostBTW I've tried dumping a big splodge of butter on hot toast (straight out the toaster) in the hope that the rising heat will make the butter more compliant - doesn't seem to work that well.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Not if you're tough and don't turn the heating on!Originally posted by DaveB View PostDon't keep butter in the fridge. Stick it in a butter dish and leave it in the kitchen. Voila, proper butter you can spread.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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We should be fine in the UK for 11.5 months of the yearOriginally posted by DaveB View PostNope, provided it's not actually warm enough to melt, butter will keep for a couple of weeks this way. Just make sure to put the lid back on the dish after you use it.
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Literally 5s in the microwave, even less sometimes, will make it nice and soft. More than that will ruin it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by kingcook View PostWe should be fine in the UK for 11.5 months of the year

It's probably warmer in the fridge
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