Pope. I might a gone for that, if I were a left footer

[EternalOptimist]

If I were Pope, I would make some infallible pronouncements. These would be the words of God


I pronounce,profundis maximus et pluraum...

Everton are the greatest football team
Tony Blair is the devils @rse-piece
No more botox for women
Tax credits are bad
I will sit on Gods right hand, some cherubs will sit on Jimmy Savilles right hand

amen

[Doggy Styles]

You need Latin and a tall hat.

[DaveB]

Drop DA a note about it. I believe he's on the Vacticans preferred suppler list.

[Pondlife]

Drop DA a note about it. I believe he's on the Vacticans preferred suppler list.

I'm pretty sure he works for the other guy. The one with the office downstairs.

Something to do with higher margins IIRC.

[Doggy Styles]

I'm pretty sure he works for the other guy. The one with the office downstairs.

Something to do with higher margins IIRC.

Do you mean the Protestants?

[Pondlife]

Do you mean the Protestants?

Nope, further down in the basement. Office next to the big incinerator.

[TestMangler]

Nope, further down in the basement. Office next to the big incinerator.

Muslims ??

[SimonMac]

Nope, further down in the basement. Office next to the big incinerator.

Jews ??

[shaunbhoy]

Nope, further down in the basement. Office next to the big incinerator.

Seventh Day Arsonists?

[Scrag Meister]

Reminded me of the Rowan Atkinson sketch, Welcome to Hell, I think it was.

It's on YouTube somewhere, not got access here.

Very funny.