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    #11
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Good story but you could embellish it a bit [more]... you found a tenner and went into the bookmakers where there was a race just starting and a horse was called 'banjo' so you slapped on the £10 at 6/1.
    I don't lie nor embellish. Never actually been inside a bookie's.

    But the expected god bothering tulipe rears it's ugly head and to fck with Christian values (such as they are).

    Seriously, have you considered therapy?
    Me, me, me...

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      #12
      Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
      Have you ever been to Banjo Island? Trust me, you don't want to...
      Oi! I grew up around there.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        I don't lie nor embellish. Never actually been inside a bookie's.

        But the expected god bothering tulipe rears it's ugly head and to fck with Christian values (such as they are).

        Seriously, have you considered therapy?
        Off the wagon then I see.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Off the wagon then I see.
          Still delusional I see
          Me, me, me...

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            #15
            No, your mum.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              No, your mum.
              You're nothing more than a thread polluter with jealousy and / or insecurity issues.

              Let's hear your life changing story of how you found god and how it made you a better person...

              Fck knows how obnoxious you were before
              Me, me, me...

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                #17
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                You're nothing more than a thread polluter with jealousy and / or insecurity issues.
                It is terrible when people insist on posting replies, isn't it? Almost like this is not in fact your blog at all, but a discussion forum.

                Now do yourself a favour and please stop embarrassing yourself accusing other people of being screwed up.

                If you'd care to throw light on how a gentle jibe is such a mortal affront then do feel free. Even Sas doesn't get this het up when people flat-out accuse him of making his life up, and I did no such thing.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #18
                  I got told by a psychic once that my life was going to change and 'bread' would be significant in making this change happen.

                  I was on my way back from signing off the sale of my first flat so was pretty flush when i passed a bookmakers shop. I noticed that there was a horse running called 'Toast' and thought, this must be it !!!!

                  I put ALL of the proceeds of the house sale on that horse, after what the psychic told me.
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #19
                    The fact you're an IT contractor kind of gives the ending away
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      The fact you're an IT contractor kind of gives the ending away
                      It was beaten by an outsider.......
                      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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