Ron Jeremy in a critical condition

**KentPhilip** · 31 January 2013, 00:55

He'll be alright after a stiff drink..

**suityou01** · 31 January 2013, 03:26

Get well soon Ron

**centurian** · 31 January 2013, 07:01

So ladies, would you?

**Pondlife** · 31 January 2013, 08:41

<true_story> A group of my friends in the states all have his mobile number in their phones. He had tried to pick up one of their girlfriends in a bar and given her his number and she passed it on. Now they use him as some sort of agony uncle for advice when they're pissed up. I'm told they don't take the piss and so he doesn't mind it enough to change his number.
</true_story>

**Gibbon** · 31 January 2013, 09:47

Originally posted by zeitghost

Aye.

Get well soon, Ron.

Is that 7k or 8k you've boned to date?

yeah you need to catch me up,
Regards
Gibbon, AKA Tommy Gunn!

**Mich the Tester** · 31 January 2013, 09:48

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Get well soon Ron

I'm sure he'll get better and make a cum-back film shortly.

**Mich the Tester** · 31 January 2013, 09:50

Originally posted by centurian View Post

So ladies, wood you?

ftfy

**Mich the Tester** · 31 January 2013, 09:52

Originally posted by centurian View Post

So ladies, would you?

She wouldn't;

'I loathe foreplay, and the act itself repulses me': Lisa Smith from Buckinghamshire has decided to never have sex again | Mail Online

**MarillionFan** · 31 January 2013, 10:00

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

She wouldn't;

'I loathe foreplay, and the act itself repulses me': Lisa Smith from Buckinghamshire has decided to never have sex again | Mail Online

Eurgghhhhh! 29, she looks 59.

Ron Jeremy in a critical condition