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Ron Jeremy in a critical condition

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    Ron Jeremy in a critical condition

    Too much viagra?
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

    #2
    He'll be alright after a stiff drink..

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      #3
      Get well soon Ron
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        So ladies, would you?

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          #5
          <true_story> A group of my friends in the states all have his mobile number in their phones. He had tried to pick up one of their girlfriends in a bar and given her his number and she passed it on. Now they use him as some sort of agony uncle for advice when they're pissed up. I'm told they don't take the piss and so he doesn't mind it enough to change his number.
          </true_story>

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Aye.

            Get well soon, Ron.

            Is that 7k or 8k you've boned to date?
            yeah you need to catch me up,
            Regards
            Gibbon, AKA Tommy Gunn!
            But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Get well soon Ron
              I'm sure he'll get better and make a cum-back film shortly.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by centurian View Post
                So ladies, wood you?
                ftfy
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by centurian View Post
                  So ladies, would you?
                  She wouldn't;

                  'I loathe foreplay, and the act itself repulses me': Lisa Smith from Buckinghamshire has decided to never have sex again | Mail Online
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Eurgghhhhh! 29, she looks 59.

                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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