Ron Jeremy in a critical condition

[stek]

Ron Jeremy in a critical condition

I hope he survives - it could take a while to screw down the coffin lid

I remember when Gene Pitney died, said it would take three weeks to make his coffin from oak, but only 24 hours from Balsa....

[petergriffin]

She wouldn't;

'I loathe foreplay, and the act itself repulses me': Lisa Smith from Buckinghamshire has decided to never have sex again | Mail Online

She would make a great lesbian. You know, the one who hates men.

[NickFitz]

Good news, folks!

Ron Jeremy -- I've Been Cleared to HAVE SEX Again | TMZ.com

[OwlHoot]

Too much viagra?

That's one ugly pug. Who in their right mind would want to watch his fat hairy arse bobbing up and down?

I guess that's why so many guys prefer lezzie porn - At least there are no hideous looking ex-cons in it.

(not saying he's an ex-con, in fact he may well be a pleasant guy, but you see my point)

[KentPhilip]

Good news, folks!

Ron Jeremy -- I've Been Cleared to HAVE SEX Again | TMZ.com

yay!

[socialworker]

At least when he was ill he couldn't roll out of bed.









I'll get me coat.

[Cliphead]

The only difference between me and Ron is I don't post the vids

[Zippy]

Good news, folks!

Ron Jeremy -- I've Been Cleared to HAVE SEX Again | TMZ.com

Phew! I don't have to do the 'he died with his socks on' post.

[Doggy Styles]

I don't know her but as it happens she doesn't live far from me.

But would you?

No.

No problem with her looks, but if she doesn't like sex there's no point. It would feel like rape.