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    #51
    Originally posted by Cenobite View Post
    This is what winds me up most about offshoring: I wouldn't mind if offshoring was a worldwide search for the best talent but it isn't. It's about finding the cheapest people who *say* they know how to do something. You often get someone with no skills whatsoever who expects to be trained up, despite being touted as an expert.

    I'm seriously thinking about having a no-contracting with an offshore team policy (which I know is difficult these days). If talented UK workers refused to pick up the pieces to keep the offshoring party going, and work was left entirely to the Bobs, offshoring would end tomorrow.
    So thats almost every client in the UK then.... :-(
    Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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      #52
      The last bobbette I interviewed started crying when I began asking her technical questions.
      ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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        #53
        What's a bob?

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          #54
          Originally posted by Gaz_M View Post
          What's a bob?
          This is

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            #55
            Last place I worked we had an unusual thing, there was a Bobette that was fit as $*"K.

            I never, but would have if asked...
            Politicians are wonderfull people, as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, like working for a living!

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              #56
              Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
              The last bobbette I interviewed started crying when I began asking her technical questions.
              I sat beside a bobette during a training course, I had to move after an hour as her B.O was so bad.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #57
                Bob today smells like he's been for a swim. In a swimming pool full of old sweat. He fukin reeks!
                Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                I preferred version 1!

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
                  The last bobbette I interviewed started crying when I began asking her technical questions.
                  Apparently they had a similar thing at one of my old clients.

                  They made all developers do a pair-programming exercise as part of the interview. Bob turned up, sat at the keyboard, said nothing, didn't press a key or make a mouse click, and sweated profusely for 15 mins, until someone asked him if he wanted to end the exercise, at which point he bolted for the door.
                  Last edited by Cenobite; 12 February 2013, 15:39.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    I sat beside a bobette during a training course, I had to move after an hour as her B.O was so bad.
                    Wait till you're on a course with one who has bad breath! You need to get a different room which isnt easy if there's only one trainer \ presenter.
                    I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by portseven View Post
                      Last place I worked we had an unusual thing, there was a Bobette that was fit as $*"K.

                      I never, but would have if asked...
                      Dont be glum, they are bad at BJ's and swallow is out of question.
                      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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