Bobs and hocking flem

[Platypus]

I visited a client site and in the traps was a diagram on the back of the door showing how to sit on the toilet properly with a diagram of someone squatting with his feet on the rim with a line through it (a bit like the Ghostbusters sign).

Needless to say, there were a few Bobs in the office.

Yep, I've seen more than a few of those signs.

Although some of the cleanest bogs I've seen recently were at Bobpro.

[No2politics]

Bobs and hocking flem

I visited a client site and in the traps was a diagram on the back of the door showing how to sit on the toilet properly with a diagram of someone squatting with his feet on the rim with a line through it (a bit like the Ghostbusters sign).

Needless to say, there were a few Bobs in the office.

Ghostbusters! I'm afraid of no bob

[d000hg]

Spitting is quite common among the lower classes, just watch a football match.

But spitting is one thing, having a significant quantity of phlegm TO spit is another. If it's there, you want it out but is it genuinely a medical thing?

[KentPhilip]

One of them did that at my place. I said hocking 'ell !

[mudskipper]

Yes.

We get that here too.

Some of the esteemed customers do appear to have read the notices that have been installed in the traps because the problem seems to have decreased since the year before last.

Which brings us back to the point that if no-one explains the cultural differences, they've no way of knowing.

Maybe a "no flobbing in the sink" sign would do the trick.

[mos]

I usually love b$%^ing about bobs ... but this subject makes me seriously sick. Just as I was enjoying my dinner ...

[mos]

I seem to be missing out here as we don't have Bobs, in fact they tried them out and they were so crap and expensive that it is now a no go zone.

Please take me with you ....

[adubya]

Hawking away at their desk - check
Blocking 80% of the traps with excess bog roll - check
Footmarks on the bog seats - check

[darmstadt]

Who you gonna call? The Phlegm Buster:

[SantaClaus]

I saved this thread until I had finished my breakfast, lunch, tea and supper.

I pity those who have to work alongside Bobs. Still, it could be worse.... a call center perhaps.

Now, if you'll excuse me.... chhooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ puuuuttttttttt