Only 11 for me, but I don't ride a bike or have a dog :-)
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which of these crimes have you committed?
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Only 4 for me. But rape, murder and theft aren't on there.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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3/20.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I never clean up dog poo, I think the owners should do that.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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A rather drab 6 within the 5 year limit.
I can muster 14 if allowed to go back further.
(BTW, there are unlikely to be very many 20 year old contractors on here, so the "sex under 16" option is likely to remain on zero.)Comment
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Definitely guilty of slacking on address update with the DVLA for 11 months after I moved.
'Having sex in a public place' - Well I'd argue that if you didn't get caught or attract an audience of any sort it was probably 'private enough'.
I didn't know 'Eating or drinking while driving' wasn't allowed. Whoever made that law must have never had an excessive commute.Comment
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Sorry I put under 5 years, if it was a life long survey I would probably got 20. I suspect most others would.
the offences are based on popularity as I understand it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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smoking in a public place - isn't this just indoors? Or have they changed it and I didn't realise? Or are we in new york and I've got the wrong forum?Comment
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