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This bloke knocked on me door selling carbon credits. He said, 'buy a few, great investment, and good for the planet'
'where do they come from'
'oh, the government prints them, but dont worry abaht that'
'they can print as many as they like'
'oh yeah, but dont worry abaht that'
'and if I buy some, will co2 go down ?'
'oh nah, but dont worry abaht that'
'but if the government can print as many as they want and they dont do any good, where is the market ? what idiot would buy one?'
'oh yeah, but dont worry abaht that. If you ave a company the government will FORCE you to buy em'
'er I'll take ten please. and a green deal '
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1. Make outrageous claim for changing climate in 30 years time
2. Goto Future
3. Say article is 30 years old why do you expect it to be right?
4. Goto line 1
All the while, make a fortune printing Carbon Credits.
Ah - a TV show from 2006 projecting climate change in 2056... have you noticed the date today? David Viner pops up at around 14:00 and immediately mentions the imminent disappearance of winter snow.
Oh no he didn't,did he? Cos it was fabricated by the Indie financial journalist who wrote the one crappy piece you've parroted to us ad nauseum ....
My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.
Ah - a TV show from 2006 projecting climate change in 2056... have you noticed the date today? David Viner pops up at around 14:00 and immediately mentions the imminent disappearance of winter snow.
Oh no he didn't,did he? Cos it was fabricated by the Indie financial journalist who wrote the one crappy piece you've parroted to us ad nauseum ....
So it´s official, you seriously believe that Britain is going to have a mediterranean climate.
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