Ok be honest now, has anyone ever tucked their willy between their legs and danced in front of the mirror pretending to be a girl?
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For those that haven't seen Little Britain Live, that's exactly what David Walliams does, playing Sebastian...
...very funny it is too!!!
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Haven't done it this week to be honest.Originally posted by Joe Black.Ok be honest now, has anyone ever tucked their willy between their legs and danced in front of the mirror pretending to be a girl?Comment
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Originally posted by Joe Black.Ok be honest now, has anyone ever tucked their willy between their legs and danced in front of the mirror pretending to be a girl?
<sasguru> No. Next... </sasguru>Comment
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Every morning without failOriginally posted by Joe Black.Ok be honest now, has anyone ever tucked their willy between their legs and danced in front of the mirror pretending to be a girl?
Was doing my Kate Bush last week, and Joanna Lumley this. Next week I think I'll try Darcy Bussell, in a thong.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Yes. Next ....Originally posted by Pondlife<sasguru> No. Next... </sasguru>Hard Brexit now!
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Yep, and then bend over in front of the missus to try and entice her
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