silence of the lambs

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Dundeegeorge replied

29 June 2006, 19:38
Jabberwocky, I'm so sorry, I feel so mean now

Originally posted by Jabberwocky

How can you tuck something that large between your legs ... unless ... oic

I had no idea you were a thalidomide victim............

And where, pray tell, have you been hiding? Your particular brand of lunacy has been missed. We've had to make do with taking the piss out of that twat DundeeGeorge.
Errm, no, wait, let me think about this one for a while.
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Eric replied

29 June 2006, 19:30
I believe the term used to describe this is Mangina.
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Jabberwocky replied

29 June 2006, 19:10
How can you tuck something that large between your legs ... unless ... oic
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davisc02 replied

29 June 2006, 18:53
Yep, and then bend over in front of the missus to try and entice her
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Gay Dalek replied

29 June 2006, 18:16
You bet darling, they don't call me Queenie for nothing.
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sasguru replied

29 June 2006, 18:07
Originally posted by Pondlife

<sasguru> No. Next... </sasguru>

Yes. Next ....
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bogeyman replied

29 June 2006, 17:50
Originally posted by Joe Black.

Ok be honest now, has anyone ever tucked their willy between their legs and danced in front of the mirror pretending to be a girl?

Every morning without fail

Was doing my Kate Bush last week, and Joanna Lumley this. Next week I think I'll try Darcy Bussell, in a thong.

Last edited by bogeyman; 29 June 2006, 18:40. Reason: sheer perversity
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Pondlife replied

29 June 2006, 16:17
Originally posted by Joe Black.

Ok be honest now, has anyone ever tucked their willy between their legs and danced in front of the mirror pretending to be a girl?

<sasguru> No. Next... </sasguru>
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DimPrawn replied

29 June 2006, 16:12
Originally posted by Joe Black.

Ok be honest now, has anyone ever tucked their willy between their legs and danced in front of the mirror pretending to be a girl?

Haven't done it this week to be honest.
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ratewhore replied

29 June 2006, 16:10
For those that haven't seen Little Britain Live, that's exactly what David Walliams does, playing Sebastian...

...very funny it is too!!!
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Joe Black. started a topic silence of the lambs

29 June 2006, 16:07
silence of the lambs

Ok be honest now, has anyone ever tucked their willy between their legs and danced in front of the mirror pretending to be a girl?
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