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    #31
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    The wife is 34 and got ID-checked trying to buy a bottle of ginger wine. She had ID but because I was with her and didn't, they wouldn't let us buy it!
    Did the wife take it as a compliment that she looked so young

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      #32
      More bemused but a bit
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #33
        I find JS is OK as a "wash down a hot curry" swill, better cooling effect than lager and you are swigging it rather than tasting it.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #34
          Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
          I'm scratching my head why the government aren't doing anything about the taxation of pub sold booze, I'm sure their total tax take must be falling all the time as pubs close down ( about to lose my local ). The high tax plus the supermarkets using booze as a loss leader means we'll not have many pubs left at this rate.
          WHS

          Apart from the expense of drink and the smoking ban, most young people these days aren't content to sit around for hours nursing a pint and talking when they can be texting anywhere or on their PC at home. They'd rather save their money for clubbing, where they can take E and dance.

          I'd guess the average age of pub regulars is rising year by year - by almost a year! Same goes for buying newspapers.
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            #35
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            WHS

            Apart from the expense of drink and the smoking ban, most young people these days aren't content to sit around for hours nursing a pint and talking when they can be texting anywhere or on their PC at home. They'd rather save their money for clubbing, where they can take E and dance.

            I'd guess the average age of pub regulars is rising year by year - by almost a year! Same goes for buying newspapers.
            Sweeping generalisation alert
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #36
              Originally posted by rootsnall View Post
              If I'm ever benched at the right time of year I'm going to have a go at making some scrumpy with the few hundredweight of apples that normally rot on the lawn. Anybody tried that ?
              No, but if you do a bit of research you might be able to find someone local to you who will let you use their press for an apple donation.

              I just turn a few of ours into apple wine.
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #37
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                Is it something about home brew that instantly makes your slop the best drink ever to you?

                I can imagine them being proud if it was drinkable but it's better than anything at a real ale pub, might start selling it... give me a break...
                Good grief no! - My hippy juice is mediocre but a glass of it is fine.

                But you'd be surprised at the HB kits - the Festival Golden Stag is very quaffable and it's certainly better than JS.

                (I suspect your mates are having a laugh at your expense...)
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #38
                  Apparently it's great for pedicures. Don't drink it afterwards.
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #39
                    this is mr wetherspoon complaing about his 43% tax


                    notice the climate change tax

                    JD Wetherspoon's founder is right to complain of tax burdens | Business | guardian.co.uk
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                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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