Death Star Petition Rejected

[MarillionFan]

I am going back every few years to check how are things.

Walked through green customs corridor but they told me to put stuff onto Xray machine

Can you not import a self used condom, a naked picture of Gentile and a squirrel handbag anymore? How it's all changed.

When are you back?

[AtW]

When are you back?

In 2 years, 1 if I have good behavior...

[SimonMac]

A petition to the President of the United States, a Mr Obama, which called for him to "Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016" has been rejected: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/res...-youre-looking.

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

• The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  
  
• The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  
  
• Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

I find Obamas lack of faith disturbing!

[Doggy Styles]

I find Obamas lack of faith disturbing!

To be fair it was probably one of his civil servants.

The fatal flaw could have been designed out.

[AtW]

I find Obamas lack of faith disturbing!

WHS

[Robinho]

Great, what's going to defend us against the Arabs now?

This wouldn't have happened under Mitt's watch.

[Obiwan Kenobi]

That's no moon. It's a $US1 trillion deficit.