Reply to: Death Star Petition Rejected

[Obiwan Kenobi]

That's no moon. It's a $US1 trillion deficit.

[Robinho]

Great, what's going to defend us against the Arabs now?

This wouldn't have happened under Mitt's watch.

[AtW]

I find Obamas lack of faith disturbing!

WHS

[Doggy Styles]

I find Obamas lack of faith disturbing!

To be fair it was probably one of his civil servants.

The fatal flaw could have been designed out.

[SimonMac]

A petition to the President of the United States, a Mr Obama, which called for him to "Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016" has been rejected: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/res...-youre-looking.

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

• The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  
  
• The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  
  
• Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

I find Obamas lack of faith disturbing!

[AtW]

When are you back?

In 2 years, 1 if I have good behavior...

[MarillionFan]

I am going back every few years to check how are things.

Walked through green customs corridor but they told me to put stuff onto Xray machine

Can you not import a self used condom, a naked picture of Gentile and a squirrel handbag anymore? How it's all changed.

When are you back?

[AtW]

Anyway, you said you'd never go back to Russia ever since they have up Communism and started reading the Daily Mail.

I am going back every few years to check how are things.

Walked through green customs corridor but they told me to put stuff onto Xray machine

[MarillionFan]

Moscow.

Peace keepers usually get caught in cross fire and given your midget like height of 4'2'' it's best that you stay at home...

4'2''? I'm not lying down.

Well if you're in Moscow, I'll have a quick word with my mate Obama, see if we can send over a missile.

Anyway, you said you'd never go back to Russia ever since they have up Communism and started reading the Daily Mail.

[AtW]

8.20am? Where the hell are you? It's 8.20pm on Friday where I am?

I'm off to a 600 people Sales Kickoff in the morning at a lovely resort in California, full of overly competitive sales people where I will be acting as peace keeper. Oh what joy.

Moscow.

Peace keepers usually get caught in cross fire and given your midget like height of 4'2'' it's best that you stay at home...

[MarillionFan]

Neither - it's 8:20am here, going to have nice breakfast now and work on SKA.

What are your weekend plans, loser - still waiting for that ship to airplane upgrade in LA?

8.20am? Where the hell are you? It's 8.20pm on Friday where I am?

I'm off to a 600 people Sales Kickoff in the morning at a lovely resort in California, full of overly competitive sales people where I will be acting as peace keeper. Oh what joy.

[AtW]

Neither - it's 8:20am here, going to have nice breakfast now and work on SKA.

What are your weekend plans, loser - still waiting for that ship to airplane upgrade in LA?

[MarillionFan]

Have you wet the bed?

Oh that's the other one isn't it?

You've got a puncture right?

[AtW]

Dead on here tonight

[MarillionFan]

Dead on here tonight