Why do women get laid more than men?

[Platypus]

Doesn't count if their surname is jpeg though!!

HTH

[Robinho]

Bless you two. (shaun and mich the testicle)

[Old Hack]

You thought the Adam's apple was an indication they could do deepthroat?

I believe being so drunk, the fact we're talking Aussie women here, and the fact it was the 80's, I am not too sure the women folk of that time, and location, hadn't evolved one anyway...

[Mich the Tester]

I believe being so drunk, the fact we're talking Aussie women here, and the fact it was the 80's, I am not too sure the women folk of that time, and location, hadn't evolved one anyway...

Well it's now 2013 and I can report that from what I saww in Queensland last week they haven't evolved any further since then.

[Old Hack]

Well it's now 2013 and I can report that from what I saww in Queensland last week they haven't evolved any further since then.

That's right, you were orf that way werent you. Did you get up to Cape Trib?

[Mich the Tester]

That's right, you were orf that way werent you. Did you get up to Cape Trib?

Nope, just lay around in the sun really. Aus is now bloody unreasonably expensive; 50 dollars or more for a bottle of Aussie Chateau de Lidl white in most run of the mill restaurants and this mining boom means they have bloody Louis Vuitton boutiques on almost every street corner. I always thought Aussies were too down to earth to be hypnotised by all that poncy tulipe, but I was wrong. They're loaded and they're showing it off.

[Old Hack]

Nope, just lay around in the sun really. Aus is now bloody unreasonably expensive; 50 dollars or more for a bottle of Aussie Chateau de Lidl white in most run of the mill restaurants and this mining boom means they have bloody Louis Vuitton boutiques on almost every street corner. I always thought Aussies were too down to earth to be hypnotised by all that poncy tulipe, but I was wrong. They're loaded and they're showing it off.

Nah, they've always been seduced by all that tulip

[formant]

There must be an equal amount of sex in the world

Well yes, but if there's more generic interest in getting laid from one gender as opposed to the other, you'll just end up with willing women able to choose the prettiest/most attractive/best equipped/best paid males, causing others to forever lose out. Life's tough like that.

[Old Hack]

Well yes, but if there's more generic interest in getting laid from one gender as opposed to the other, you'll just end up with willing women able to choose the prettiest/most attractive/best equipped/best paid males, causing others to forever lose out. Life's tough like that.

But it isn't like that in the real world. Having a bit of a way with words can drop a girls knickers in seconds.

Allegedly...

[BrilloPad]

But it isn't like that in the real world. Having a bit of a way with words can drop a girls knickers in seconds.

Allegedly...

So thats where I have been going wrong? Usually going up to them and saying "will you drop your knickers" results in a slap in the face.