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Personally I quite like interacting with a cow whether I get milk or not. Its nice to bond with a particular one.
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Because most men are looking for some fun, most women are looking for someone to pay for them for the rest of their life. That's the difference.Originally posted by Platypus View PostThere's always plenty of men ready to step up if a woman walks into a bar and it's clear she wants to get laid. Yet that's sadly not true the other way around
There must be an equal amount of sex in the world, so where* do men go to get picked up by woman?
What is that saying, why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free?
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You're a contractor aren't you? In which case here's your answer: Students join controversial sugar daddy dating site in their droves - as founder says soaring British university fees are to blame | Mail OnlineOriginally posted by Platypus View PostThere's always plenty of men ready to step up if a woman walks into a bar and it's clear she wants to get laid. Yet that's sadly not true the other way around
There must be an equal amount of sex in the world, so where* do men go to get picked up by woman?
*I mean specifically where. The exact address please
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The place is pretty much on fire, or hotter then hades.Originally posted by aussielong View PostAussie women are often of Mediterranean decent. Those ones are lovely and curvy and sport nice tans. Anglo Saxon Aussie women tend to age badly in the sun.
I don't know why more UK IT contractors don't come here. You could easily get 750 pound/day. Do it for a couple of years until the market picks up in the UK. Would be low tax for you too.
Besides, would rather grab my £500 a day here, than £750 over there, as I'd have to be over there.
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Aussie women are often of Mediterranean decent. Those ones are lovely and curvy and sport nice tans. Anglo Saxon Aussie women tend to age badly in the sun.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNope, just lay around in the sun really. Aus is now bloody unreasonably expensive; 50 dollars or more for a bottle of Aussie Chateau de Lidl white in most run of the mill restaurants and this mining boom means they have bloody Louis Vuitton boutiques on almost every street corner. I always thought Aussies were too down to earth to be hypnotised by all that poncy tulipe, but I was wrong. They're loaded and they're showing it off.
I don't know why more UK IT contractors don't come here. You could easily get 750 pound/day. Do it for a couple of years until the market picks up in the UK. Would be low tax for you too.
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So thats where I have been going wrong? Usually going up to them and saying "will you drop your knickers" results in a slap in the face.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostBut it isn't like that in the real world. Having a bit of a way with words can drop a girls knickers in seconds.
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But it isn't like that in the real world. Having a bit of a way with words can drop a girls knickers in seconds.Originally posted by formant View PostWell yes, but if there's more generic interest in getting laid from one gender as opposed to the other, you'll just end up with willing women able to choose the prettiest/most attractive/best equipped/best paid males, causing others to forever lose out. Life's tough like that.
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Well yes, but if there's more generic interest in getting laid from one gender as opposed to the other, you'll just end up with willing women able to choose the prettiest/most attractive/best equipped/best paid males, causing others to forever lose out. Life's tough like that.Originally posted by Platypus View PostThere must be an equal amount of sex in the world
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Nah, they've always been seduced by all that tulipOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNope, just lay around in the sun really. Aus is now bloody unreasonably expensive; 50 dollars or more for a bottle of Aussie Chateau de Lidl white in most run of the mill restaurants and this mining boom means they have bloody Louis Vuitton boutiques on almost every street corner. I always thought Aussies were too down to earth to be hypnotised by all that poncy tulipe, but I was wrong. They're loaded and they're showing it off.
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Nope, just lay around in the sun really. Aus is now bloody unreasonably expensive; 50 dollars or more for a bottle of Aussie Chateau de Lidl white in most run of the mill restaurants and this mining boom means they have bloody Louis Vuitton boutiques on almost every street corner. I always thought Aussies were too down to earth to be hypnotised by all that poncy tulipe, but I was wrong. They're loaded and they're showing it off.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostThat's right, you were orf that way werent you. Did you get up to Cape Trib?
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