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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Have you won? What is the prize?
    A fecking framed fecking certificate. For delivering ahead of schedule. Feck.
    SUFTUM

    May life give you what you need, rather than what you want....

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      The hate and despisement of his fellow co-workers.
      Anonymous notes from other contractors threatening to squeal to HMRC. Fecking feckers
      SUFTUM

      May life give you what you need, rather than what you want....

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        #13
        Employee of the Month Award

        At my last permie ordeal, I got a 'We think you're great!' Card on my desk in the morning, after an all-night Battle against the Bobs...

        I vomited on it...

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          #14
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          At my last permie ordeal, I got a 'We think you're great!' Card on my desk in the morning, after an all-night Battle against the Bobs...

          I vomited on it...
          I'm not even a fecking permie... Feckers
          Last edited by Netraider; 9 January 2013, 19:10. Reason: Spelling
          SUFTUM

          May life give you what you need, rather than what you want....

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Have you won? What is the prize?
            A fifth star on his name badge.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #16
              When I was contracting at IBM I got a big thank you and was allowed to pick a gift from their internal award scheme. Ended up with a USB stick and a polo shirt and a meal out.
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                When I was contracting at IBM I got a big thank you and was allowed to pick a gift from their internal award scheme. Ended up with a USB stick and a polo shirt and a meal out.
                That's more than I fookin got (OK - I did get a meal and some beer )
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  When I was contracting at IBM I got a big thank you and was allowed to pick a gift from their internal award scheme. Ended up with a USB stick and a polo shirt and a meal out.
                  I got a USB stick from Lorien for actually accepting a contract in Swansea and it stopped working after two days.

                  That;s happened before actually - i've got USB sticks going strong after years and I've got ones that last two days from agents. Must be a job lot...

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    I got a USB stick from Lorien for actually accepting a contract in Swansea and it stopped working after two days.

                    That;s happened before actually - i've got USB sticks going strong after years and I've got ones that last two days from agents. Must be a job lot...
                    I really hope you reciprocated?
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I really hope you reciprocated?
                      In Wales 'working' WRT 'not working' = 'not much difference'..

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