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The hate and despisement of his fellow co-workers.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you won? What is the prize?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThe hate and despisement of his fellow co-workers.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Doesn't one usually get a parking space so everyone knows where to find your car and can then wee in the petrol tank?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThe hate and despisement of his fellow co-workers.Comment
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Surely it won't work since petrol is lighter than water? Never mind the logistics of doing it in January ...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoesn't one usually get a parking space so everyone knows where to find your car and can then wee in the petrol tank?Comment
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surely a contractor will have a car with rocket fuel in it...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoesn't one usually get a parking space so everyone knows where to find your car and can then wee in the petrol tank?Comment
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Contracting: more of the money, less of the sh1tComment
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An IR35 investigation and a tax billOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you won? What is the prize?
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Oh dear.
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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