Permie news

[BrilloPad]

2 year permie anniversary for me ! ( after 14 year contracting stint with lots of lovely downtime ) ! And I'm well and truly in a rut.

I thought I was going to get 'offshored' but didn't and now I'm done for

But too lazy to jump ship of my own accord.

Don't tell anyone but its my 2 year permie anniversary too.

Luckily these things go straight over MF's head....

[Mich the Tester]

Morning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if you like that kind of thing.

[BrilloPad]

Morning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if you like that kind of thing.

We all know you are not fussy - but pleased keep us posted on the totty position.....

[Old Hack]

Morning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if your wife likes that kind of thing.

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

Temp's just arrived, wearing jeans so tight you can almost count her pubes.

[NotAllThere]

Apparently I'm going to be expected to do something called 'work'. This will be an entirely new and possibly exciting experience.

You're a permie. Work is something contractors do. Occasionally.

Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha

[Mich the Tester]

You're a permie. Work is something contractors do. Occasionally.

Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha

I haven't closed my Ltd yet.

[BrilloPad]

Temp's just arrived, wearing jeans so tight you can almost count her pubes.

Which means she is over 30. No lady under 30 has pubes.

I have heard in hospitals if a lady under 30 has pubes they are all amazed and call in the other nurses for a look.

[rootsnall]

Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha

I dreaded it, but working at a steady 50% capacity ( about normal contractor speed ) you come out with glowing reviews compared to the long term demoralised permies. Saying that my capacity loading has dropped in year 2 and it's time for my appraisal

[Mich the Tester]

Which means she is over 30. No lady under 30 has pubes.

I have heard in hospitals if a lady under 30 has pubes they are all amazed and call in the other nurses for a look.

Umm no, she can't be more than 22; I said I could nearly count the pubes.

Somehow it feels wrong to lust after such a young woman, seeing as I always preferred MILFs, but she looks exactly like a girlfriend I had in college, possibly before this temp was born.