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Reminds when I worked in France and used to frequent the local outdoor pool in summer, it made me realise that girls from the UK were having a trim now and then.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostUmm no, she can't be more than 22; I said I could nearly count the pubes.
Somehow it feels wrong to lust after such a young woman, seeing as I always preferred MILFs, but she looks exactly like a girlfriend I had in college, possibly before this temp was born.
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Umm no, she can't be more than 22; I said I could nearly count the pubes.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhich means she is over 30. No lady under 30 has pubes.
I have heard in hospitals if a lady under 30 has pubes they are all amazed and call in the other nurses for a look.
Somehow it feels wrong to lust after such a young woman, seeing as I always preferred MILFs, but she looks exactly like a girlfriend I had in college, possibly before this temp was born.
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I dreaded it, but working at a steady 50% capacity ( about normal contractor speed ) you come out with glowing reviews compared to the long term demoralised permies. Saying that my capacity loading has dropped in year 2 and it's time for my appraisalOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostJust think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha
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Which means she is over 30. No lady under 30 has pubes.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTemp's just arrived, wearing jeans so tight you can almost count her pubes.
I have heard in hospitals if a lady under 30 has pubes they are all amazed and call in the other nurses for a look.
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I haven't closed my Ltd yet.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostYou're a permie. Work is something contractors do. Occasionally.
Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha
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You're a permie. Work is something contractors do. Occasionally.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostApparently I'm going to be expected to do something called 'work'. This will be an entirely new and possibly exciting experience.
Just think, in under a year's time you'll have your first appraisal. mwhahahahahaha
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Temp's just arrived, wearing jeans so tight you can almost count her pubes.
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We all know you are not fussy - but pleased keep us posted on the totty position.....Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostMorning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if you like that kind of thing.
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Morning all. Just met the Marketing Manager lady; quite good looking with firm rear end and hockey thighs, which is nice if you like that kind of thing.
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Don't tell anyone but its my 2 year permie anniversary too.Originally posted by rootsnall View Post2 year permie anniversary for me ! ( after 14 year contracting stint with lots of lovely downtime ) ! And I'm well and truly in a rut.
I thought I was going to get 'offshored' but didn't and now I'm done for
But too lazy to jump ship of my own accord.
Luckily these things go straight over MF's head....
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2 year permie anniversary for me ! ( after 14 year contracting stint with lots of lovely downtime ) ! And I'm well and truly in a rut.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBollux. Permies are scum and should be thrown out of cuk.....
I thought I was going to get 'offshored' but didn't and now I'm done for
But too lazy to jump ship of my own accord.
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Oh yeah. You and who's army?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBollux. Permies are scum and should be thrown out of cuk.....
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