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Forty five years old - a turning point for blokes?

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    #51
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Well my organs might be useful to someone.

    And I'm sure they could make a handbag from my skin.

    The rest of me, they can eat.

    At an atomic level, we all get recycled anyway.
    A bit of a wishy washy answer

    I'd like to be recycled into a kitten. Endless fun, no hassle

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      #52
      Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
      A bit of a wishy washy answer

      I'd like to be recycled into a kitten. Endless fun, no hassle
      Fair point. I'll be a giraffe then.

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        #53
        Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
        I'd like to be recycled into a pussy. Endless [two-fingered] fun, no hassle
        FTFY.
        nomadd liked this post

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          #54
          Originally posted by nomadd View Post
          FTFY.
          Oh really, bring everything down to your level.

          I'm still thinking of fluffy kittens!

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            #55
            Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
            Oh really, bring everything down to your level.

            I'm still thinking of fluffy kittens!
            He is being unusually rude tonight. I think he must have been allowed a sherbert or two.

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              #56
              Originally posted by nomadd View Post
              FTFY.
              Crass.






              Keep it up
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #57
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                He is being unusually rude tonight. I think he must have been allowed a sherbert or two.
                Indeed.

                So, back to the Giraffe. What's that going to do for you?

                Endless life of trying to find tall trees or looking a bit silly as you reach the ground?

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                  Indeed.

                  So, back to the Giraffe. What's that going to do for you?

                  Endless life of trying to find tall trees or looking a bit silly as you reach the ground?
                  I've always liked giraffes. It's almost as if they were designed by a kid.

                  They've got awesome tongues too.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    I've always liked giraffes. It's almost as if they were designed by a kid.

                    They've got awesome tongues too.
                    So you've been licked at Whipsnade as well?

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      I quite fancy being recycled.
                      Personally I would like to be recycled by being fed to the tigers at Howletts zoo.

                      I just hope they make sure I am very dead first.

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