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Forty five years old - a turning point for blokes?

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    #41
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Where do you see yourself in ten years, Suity?
    Noooooooooo, please don't make him say "Back in Dunstable"
    Go East my friend

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      #42
      Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
      Noooooooooo, please don't make him say "Back in Dunstable"
      Go East my friend
      I thought the reply would be "the doctor will have stopped me from bed wetting".

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        #43
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        I thought the reply would be "the doctor will have stopped me from bed wetting".
        Why Brillo, do you have problems?

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          #44
          Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
          Why Brillo, do you have problems?
          We all end up the way we started. Incontinent and unable to fend for ourselves.

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            #45
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            We all end up [where] we started. Incontinent and unable to fend for ourselves.
            I prefer the "naked in a bed at the end of a vagina" quote myself.
            nomadd liked this post

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              #46
              Originally posted by nomadd View Post
              I prefer the "naked in a bed at the end of a vagina" quote myself.
              "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust" works for me.

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                #47
                Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust" works for me.
                I quite fancy being recycled.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  I quite fancy being recycled.
                  In to what though?

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                    "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust" works for me.
                    "Ashes to ashes, funk to funky" works for me.
                    nomadd liked this post

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                      In to what though?
                      Well my organs might be useful to someone.

                      And I'm sure they could make a handbag from my skin.

                      The rest of me, they can eat.

                      At an atomic level, we all get recycled anyway.

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