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Not sure if I can go swimming again

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    #21
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I am still amazed at how little coverage the ultra triathletes get.

    But then they get more coverage than the UKs most popular sport - fishing....
    Did you ever see that TV show called "Unbreakable"?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Just got back from swimming, I wondered why the toddler pool was so warm.

      Wouldn't it be sort of like homeopathic wee? I mean half a pint in an Olympic size pool equates to about 1 part in 8 million, obviously we don't know how many 'parts' there are but I wouldn't worry.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #23
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Did you ever see that TV show called "Unbreakable"?
        I had to google it - Unbreakable (TV series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

        looks good fun.

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          #24
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Did you ever see that TV show called "Unbreakable"?
          no but saw the film, Bruce Willis was rubbish.

          Its vile, my youngest's swimming lessons have been cancelled 3 times because the preceding class laid a log in the pool 3 times!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #25
            Indeed, friend's baby had "an explosion" in the pool that was not contained by swim nappy and they had to get the whole swimming class out. She was mortified.

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              #26
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Indeed, friend's baby had "an explosion" in the pool that was not contained by swim nappy and they had to get the whole swimming class out. She was mortified.
              Stupid cow, does a baby in nappys need to have swimming lessons?

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                #27
                Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
                Stupid cow, does a baby in nappys need to have swimming lessons?
                I reckon so. They love it.

                In fact they have natural swimming ability that they lose after a few months.

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                  #28
                  My friend is not stupid. Nor is she a cow. 0/2

                  The pools promote "Duckling" swimming classes for babies of 6 months, so they must expect the odd accident. As BP said, they have a natural ability at that age. A (different) friend got a great 'Nirvana' underwater shot of his baby who looked happy and relaxed to be half drowned for the photo op.

                  Underwater photography of your baby | Water Babies

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
                    Stupid cow, does a baby in nappys need to have swimming lessons?
                    Considering they spend 9 months "swimming" in amniotic fluid it's no wonder my son loved it when i took hom swimming from an early age
                    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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