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Not sure if I can go swimming again
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Just got back from swimming, I wondered why the toddler pool was so warm.
Wouldn't it be sort of like homeopathic wee? I mean half a pint in an Olympic size pool equates to about 1 part in 8 million, obviously we don't know how many 'parts' there are but I wouldn't worry.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostDid you ever see that TV show called "Unbreakable"?
looks good fun.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostDid you ever see that TV show called "Unbreakable"?
Its vile, my youngest's swimming lessons have been cancelled 3 times because the preceding class laid a log in the pool 3 times!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Indeed, friend's baby had "an explosion" in the pool that was not contained by swim nappy and they had to get the whole swimming class out. She was mortified.Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIndeed, friend's baby had "an explosion" in the pool that was not contained by swim nappy and they had to get the whole swimming class out. She was mortified.Comment
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Originally posted by escapeUK View PostStupid cow, does a baby in nappys need to have swimming lessons?
In fact they have natural swimming ability that they lose after a few months.Comment
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My friend is not stupid. Nor is she a cow. 0/2
The pools promote "Duckling" swimming classes for babies of 6 months, so they must expect the odd accident. As BP said, they have a natural ability at that age. A (different) friend got a great 'Nirvana' underwater shot of his baby who looked happy and relaxed to be half drowned for the photo op.
Underwater photography of your baby | Water BabiesComment
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Originally posted by escapeUK View PostStupid cow, does a baby in nappys need to have swimming lessons?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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