Christmas tips.

[mudskipper]

1. Custard makes an excellent dinner table fire extinguisher.

[ctdctd]

2. Boxer dogs will "tidy up" a cooked turkey in approximately 1 second if given a chance.

P.S. How do you know about the custard - is it in Wikipedia?

[Zippy]

3. don't waste money on expensive candles. Simply pop round to mudskipper's for dinner

[norrahe]

4. ctdctd will help dispose of any leftover sprouts

[ctdctd]

4. ctdctd will help dispose of any leftover sprouts

Pah

5. A vegetarian is for life, not just for Christmas.

[mudskipper]

2. Boxer dogs will "tidy up" a cooked turkey in approximately 1 second if given a chance.

P.S. How do you know about the custard - is it in Wikipedia?

Crowded table, paper serviette and artistically arranged tealights. Crisis averted, without need for full restaurant evacuation. Probably works best with slightly runny custard.

[mudskipper]

Custard powder is an explosive!

[ctdctd]

Crowded table, paper serviette and artistically arranged tealights. Crisis averted, without need for full restaurant evacuation. Probably works best with slightly runny custard.

Ah, all becomes clear. Flames in restaurants are such a temptation for the children.

[mudskipper]

Ah, all becomes clear. Flames in restaurants are such a temptation for the children.

It was accidental - honest guv!

[Zippy]

Custard powder is an explosive!

You can make a bomb out of any kind of flour product. It needs the particles to be well separated and then apply a spark.