Reply to: Christmas tips.

[norrahe]

Go for the real deal.

That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong

[suityou01]

That's brilliant!!

[mudskipper]

Raw Brussel sprouts wrapped in foil make adequate cheap replacements for expensive chocolates for the Christmas tree.

Go for the real deal.

[suityou01]

Raw Brussel sprouts wrapped in foil make adequate cheap replacements for expensive chocolates for the Christmas tree.

[norrahe]

Pah

Well your dog will anyway

[d000hg]

5. A vegetarian is for life, not just for Christmas.

As they said on QI:

A dog's not just for Christmas. It's good cold on boxing day too.

[Gruffalo]

Denial gets you through it......

[Zippy]

Custard powder is an explosive!

You can make a bomb out of any kind of flour product. It needs the particles to be well separated and then apply a spark.

[mudskipper]

Ah, all becomes clear. Flames in restaurants are such a temptation for the children.

It was accidental - honest guv!

[ctdctd]

Crowded table, paper serviette and artistically arranged tealights. Crisis averted, without need for full restaurant evacuation. Probably works best with slightly runny custard.

Ah, all becomes clear. Flames in restaurants are such a temptation for the children.

[mudskipper]

Custard powder is an explosive!

[mudskipper]

2. Boxer dogs will "tidy up" a cooked turkey in approximately 1 second if given a chance.

P.S. How do you know about the custard - is it in Wikipedia?

Crowded table, paper serviette and artistically arranged tealights. Crisis averted, without need for full restaurant evacuation. Probably works best with slightly runny custard.

[ctdctd]

4. ctdctd will help dispose of any leftover sprouts

Pah

5. A vegetarian is for life, not just for Christmas.

[norrahe]

4. ctdctd will help dispose of any leftover sprouts

[Zippy]

3. don't waste money on expensive candles. Simply pop round to mudskipper's for dinner