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    #11
    Denial gets you through it......

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      #12
      Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
      5. A vegetarian is for life, not just for Christmas.
      As they said on QI:
      A dog's not just for Christmas. It's good cold on boxing day too.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
        Pah
        Well your dog will anyway
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          #14
          Raw Brussel sprouts wrapped in foil make adequate cheap replacements for expensive chocolates for the Christmas tree.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Raw Brussel sprouts wrapped in foil make adequate cheap replacements for expensive chocolates for the Christmas tree.
            Go for the real deal.

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              #16


              That's brilliant!!
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                Go for the real deal.

                That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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