There are two pervs in the mens changing room grunting and panting. Anyone object if I use the ladies' volleyball team changing room instead?
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At my local tri-club a chap told me he was at a health club when a lady came into the showers and said the ladies showers were broken - would anyone object if she used them?
Apparently she was very fit.
No-one objected - though one guy covered his genitals. Presumably he got a stiffy?Comment
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Or perhaps he was the only one that didn't.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAt my local tri-club a chap told me he was at a health club when a lady came into the showers and said the ladies showers were broken - would anyone object if she used them?
Apparently she was very fit.
No-one objected - though one guy covered his genitals. Presumably he got a stiffy?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAt my local tri-club a chap told me he was at a health club when a lady came into the showers and said the ladies showers were broken - would anyone object if she used them?
Apparently she was very fit.
No-one objected - though one guy covered his genitals. Presumably hung like a baby carrot
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I swim most lunchtimes. A few weeks ago, I was in the changing rooms getting dressed when I noticed a guy fully clothed, sitting down staring at another chap. I look at the other chap, and whilst I don't make a habit of checking out mens genitals, it was obvious this guy was seriously packing. The other guy just sat there staring at him for about 10 minutes, then opened his bag, and started eating a banana.
I'm not sure if this was some sort of code, but I now swim at a different pool.If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!Comment
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In these days where people are no longer ashamed to be gay (for the best IMO) I am amazed there are still shared changing rooms. Surely we should go for the German solution (totally shared) or just have cubicles like most new builds?Originally posted by TheBigD View PostI swim most lunchtimes. A few weeks ago, I was in the changing rooms getting dressed when I noticed a guy fully clothed, sitting down staring at another chap. I look at the other chap, and whilst I don't make a habit of checking out mens genitals, it was obvious this guy was seriously packing. The other guy just sat there staring at him for about 10 minutes, then opened his bag, and started eating a banana.
I'm not sure if this was some sort of code, but I now swim at a different pool.Comment
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cubicles = peado heavenOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostIn these days where people are no longer ashamed to be gay (for the best IMO) I am amazed there are still shared changing rooms. Surely we should go for the German solution (totally shared) or just have cubicles like most new builds?Comment
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At Queen Mother swimming pool by Victoria they generally have separate changing rooms for schools. But one day there was a group of schoolboys getting changed. I did wander if anyone in there was a paedo.Originally posted by Dallas View Postcubicles = peado heaven
I think the separate rooms are far safer - its very easy to hear what is going on and I would certainly report any suspicious behaviour.
I have never heard of a child being attacked in a cubicle before.Comment
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What was the guy being stared at doing naked for 10min, just standing there?Originally posted by TheBigD View PostI swim most lunchtimes. A few weeks ago, I was in the changing rooms getting dressed when I noticed a guy fully clothed, sitting down staring at another chap. I look at the other chap, and whilst I don't make a habit of checking out mens genitals, it was obvious this guy was seriously packing. The other guy just sat there staring at him for about 10 minutes, then opened his bag, and started eating a banana.
I'm not sure if this was some sort of code, but I now swim at a different pool.
The thought would never have occurred to me. In fact I'd say the opposite.Originally posted by Dallas View Postcubicles = peado heavenOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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