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Gym rage!!

Mich the Tester

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There are two pervs in the mens changing room grunting and panting. Anyone object if I use the ladies' volleyball team changing room instead?
 
At my local tri-club a chap told me he was at a health club when a lady came into the showers and said the ladies showers were broken - would anyone object if she used them?

Apparently she was very fit.

No-one objected - though one guy covered his genitals. Presumably he got a stiffy?
 
At my local tri-club a chap told me he was at a health club when a lady came into the showers and said the ladies showers were broken - would anyone object if she used them?

Apparently she was very fit.

No-one objected - though one guy covered his genitals. Presumably he got a stiffy?

Or perhaps he was the only one that didn't.
 
At my local tri-club a chap told me he was at a health club when a lady came into the showers and said the ladies showers were broken - would anyone object if she used them?

Apparently she was very fit.

No-one objected - though one guy covered his genitals. Presumably hung like a baby carrot


ftfy
 
I swim most lunchtimes. A few weeks ago, I was in the changing rooms getting dressed when I noticed a guy fully clothed, sitting down staring at another chap. I look at the other chap, and whilst I don't make a habit of checking out mens genitals, it was obvious this guy was seriously packing. The other guy just sat there staring at him for about 10 minutes, then opened his bag, and started eating a banana.

I'm not sure if this was some sort of code, but I now swim at a different pool.
 
I swim most lunchtimes. A few weeks ago, I was in the changing rooms getting dressed when I noticed a guy fully clothed, sitting down staring at another chap. I look at the other chap, and whilst I don't make a habit of checking out mens genitals, it was obvious this guy was seriously packing. The other guy just sat there staring at him for about 10 minutes, then opened his bag, and started eating a banana.

I'm not sure if this was some sort of code, but I now swim at a different pool.

In these days where people are no longer ashamed to be gay (for the best IMO) I am amazed there are still shared changing rooms. Surely we should go for the German solution (totally shared) or just have cubicles like most new builds?
 
In these days where people are no longer ashamed to be gay (for the best IMO) I am amazed there are still shared changing rooms. Surely we should go for the German solution (totally shared) or just have cubicles like most new builds?

cubicles = peado heaven
 
cubicles = peado heaven

At Queen Mother swimming pool by Victoria they generally have separate changing rooms for schools. But one day there was a group of schoolboys getting changed. I did wander if anyone in there was a paedo.

I think the separate rooms are far safer - its very easy to hear what is going on and I would certainly report any suspicious behaviour.

I have never heard of a child being attacked in a cubicle before.
 
I swim most lunchtimes. A few weeks ago, I was in the changing rooms getting dressed when I noticed a guy fully clothed, sitting down staring at another chap. I look at the other chap, and whilst I don't make a habit of checking out mens genitals, it was obvious this guy was seriously packing. The other guy just sat there staring at him for about 10 minutes, then opened his bag, and started eating a banana.

I'm not sure if this was some sort of code, but I now swim at a different pool.
What was the guy being stared at doing naked for 10min, just standing there?

cubicles = peado heaven
The thought would never have occurred to me. In fact I'd say the opposite.
 

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