Real life trolling.

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E) Quesioned why any sane person would need an assault rifle (turns out he has two)

He's turned his back on me now and keeps looking over nervously.

I reckon he hates Brits and reckons I may be one of them liberal queers. I may have to call him sweety in a minute.

So he has weapons and you are an all talk no gun Brit? And you think he is nervous? He's probably thinking about shooting you.

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Good thing MF was not wearing his usual red coat...