Footballers are Jessies part 287

[d000hg]

I don't want to go back to the days when football crowds are filled with moronic dicks

Too late for that part it seems, though it appears to be limited to certain teams... some clearly have far worse supporters. I'd say the north-eastern teams all seem quite bad, in fact is this a northern thing?

[escapeUK]

Why does anyone pay any money to watch these jessies?

Football, thats for the common people isnt it?

But you only have to look at the Ultimate Fighter where every week the loser is always crying afterwards to know that most men are complete jessies.

[d000hg]

Jeez, BP does a bit of running and swimming and is placed to decide which sportspeople are jessies.

Can we come and throw rocks at you doing your next ironman? Actually that's probably already a real sport, 'ultimate hard bastard man' or something.

[Mich the Tester]

Jeez, BP does a bit of running and swimming and is placed to decide which sportspeople are jessies.

Can we come and throw rocks at you doing your next ironman? Actually that's probably already a real sport, 'ultimate hard bastard man' or something.

Can I bring a discus?

[Zippy]

When they catch the fecker I hope he's banned for life. Tosser.

And Rio took it a lot better than I would have done.

[darmstadt]

A jessie footballer yesterday:

[stek]

TBF, footballers arent all Jessies, remember David Busst? That was horrific, mind you Peter Schmichael became a Jessie for receiving counselling for witnessing it...

As an avid Wanderer, I saw Peter Reid (then a Wanderer) break his leg twice, once on New Years Eve 1980, vs Everton, George Wood scythed him down, 1-1 match abandoned at half time - snow, last time I saw the orange ball and only time I stood on the Embankment, scene of the Burnden Disaster of 1946 which has no books about it, nor any stopped clocks outside stadiums...

I normally stood in the Burnden Paddock, but it was full, walked around ground for an spot, slipped and did my right elbow, never been right since which is why I remember game so well. Also we played in Red at home (snow) and crowd was 33,000 I think.....

A few years later, away at Barnsley, sparse crowd, Reidy did his leg again, same one, this time heard it snap, and heard his cry of pain, clean break this one, lost 3-0....

So not all softies, my elbow still hurts, but generally, yeah, Jessies....

[FiveTimes]

Hang on Brillo. Ferdinand got the wound seen to. It drew blood so he had to be dealt with. Then returned to playing.

The lad's ok in my book.

WSSS

This happens at every match and especially around the corners. I cant see netting working as the size of a coin would go through most netting.

[SimonMac]

Hang on Brillo. Ferdinand got the wound seen to. It drew blood so he had to be dealt with. Then returned to playing.

The lad's ok in my book.

That wasn't a wound, this is a wound

[Uncle Albert]

I dislike Ferdinand, but I won't accept that anyone should be assaulted for doing their job. He may have wound up the City fans but there's no excuse for assault.

As for all football players being Jessies, I give you exhibit A, the Kisnorbo: