Mrs BP gave me a sharp kick in the crutch last night for looking at her chest too long - even though she had on a bra, thermal underwear and thick jumper. She thought I was getting ideas. Any advice?
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get some LYNX, mrs BP will want to join in (well according to the ads). -
You are going to have MaryPoppins on your case in a minute...
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1176016
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostPeople who misuse the word CRUTCH instead of CROTCH.
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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What would she have done if you were looking at some other lady's chest
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Lucky BPOriginally posted by northernladuk View Post
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Compliment him on his taste?Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostWhat would she have done if you were looking at some other lady's chestAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Suppose I saw some guy looking at her chest? I think I should do the wost thing I can to him. Force him to marry her.....Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostWhat would she have done if you were looking at some other lady's chest
Do you think she mightOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostLucky BP
me? I bet she is not as good as cojak though.....
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