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    #81
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Other countries have tried that. It's called a "presidency".

    Where the sickness is so severe that it is all day and all night. The woman is unable to keep any food down, and ends up so dehydrated that it puts her own and the baby's life at risk.

    HTH. BIDI.

    Frankie Boyle really is charmless nurk sometimes. Shame really, as he's quite an intelligent and funny guy - just given himself over to bitterness and bile.

    Given that sex is often used to instigate labour, why should it be sick?
    You really are a boring bastard NotAllThere

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      #82
      Originally posted by Ketchup View Post
      You really are a boring bastard NotAllThere
      Terrible of NAT to bring us back to the facts, which is where we started and Cliphead had his breakdown.

      I note it seems to only be men discussing how bad morning sickness is, and how it can't necessitate medical treatment (despite it being well documented otherwise).
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #83
        My wife had it terribly, but chose not to go to hospital, rightly, thinking that they'd all laugh. We just made sure she got enough fluids into her, as she couldn't hold any food down. I'd come back from work and the kids would be sat at the table eating dinner, and I'd ask 'where's mum?' to which they'd reply, look under the table and there she'd be, curled up like a feotus.

        Even she laughed when it was reported and said she'd be pilloried.

        As for royalty not getting involved in politics; have we not just had a FOI request turned down requesting information about what Charlie boy has been sending all the PMs, almost asking for laws to be changed, or new laws added, etc, etc? It seems old big ears is very active in his duties, too much so some would suggest.

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          #84
          Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
          My wife had it terribly, but chose not to go to hospital, rightly, thinking that they'd all laugh. We just made sure she got enough fluids into her, as she couldn't hold any food down. I'd come back from work and the kids would be sat at the table eating dinner, and I'd ask 'where's mum?' to which they'd reply, look under the table and there she'd be, curled up like a feotus.

          Even she laughed when it was reported and said she'd be pilloried.

          As for royalty not getting involved in politics; have we not just had a FOI request turned down requesting information about what Charlie boy has been sending all the PMs, almost asking for laws to be changed, or new laws added, etc, etc? It seems old big ears is very active in his duties, too much so some would suggest.
          Firstly, whatever your delusions, your wife wasn't carrying an heir to the throne.

          Secondly, you can petition the PM in exactly the same manner, albeit without the same letterhead.

          Hth. Btw, Suity is after offering his arse to d000gh on another thread, given your penchant for homosexuality you may find it more to your taste than this thread.

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            #85
            Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
            Firstly, whatever your delusions, your wife wasn't carrying an heir to the throne.

            Secondly, you can petition the PM in exactly the same manner, albeit without the same letterhead.

            Hth. Btw, Suity is after offering his arse to d000gh on another thread, given your penchant for homosexuality you may find it more to your taste than this thread.
            This from the man with zero stones hey? I'd say let's arrange that meeting again, but given you lacked the necessary equipment to turn up at the last one, it would be another waste of my time.

            If I petition the PM, he doesn't come and see me. Are you too dumb to understand the difference. If I petition the PM, does he reply, or one of his minions? Same for big ears? **** me Spod, I hope your ginger genes havent't been passed on to that poor son of yours; the stupidity he'll have to live with, but not being a ginger.

            I don't give a **** about the heir to the throne mate, you might think they're better than you, but they aint better than me. Of course, you signed off for a lifetime of monarchal peity, just to ensure you managed to get soem barrack time with the boys playing sticky biscuit, so I'd not wave the homosexual insults about just yet.

            Gutless toss pot

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              #86
              Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
              This from the man with zero stones hey? I'd say let's arrange that meeting again, but given you lacked the necessary equipment to turn up at the last one, it would be another waste of my time.

              If I petition the PM, he doesn't come and see me. Are you too dumb to understand the difference. If I petition the PM, does he reply, or one of his minions? Same for big ears? **** me Spod, I hope your ginger genes havent't been passed on to that poor son of yours; the stupidity he'll have to live with, but not being a ginger.

              I don't give a **** about the heir to the throne mate, you might think they're better than you, but they aint better than me. Of course, you signed off for a lifetime of monarchal peity, just to ensure you managed to get soem barrack time with the boys playing sticky biscuit, so I'd not wave the homosexual insults about just yet.

              Gutless toss pot
              Ooh, tetchy!

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                #87
                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                Ooh, tetchy!
                I shall call you the Valencian from now on Spod; with the lack of stones you showed the other day, are you sure the kids yours?

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                  I shall call you the Valencian from now on Spod; with the lack of stones you showed the other day, are you sure the kids yours?
                  You get it out of your system, there's a good boy. How did your wife react when you came out? Would you like talk it over? Wilmslow has experience of dealing with confused and upset children, maybe he can help you.

                  Give him a shout.

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                    You get it out of your system, there's a good boy. How did your wife react when you came out? Would you like talk it over? Wilmslow has experience of dealing with confused and upset children, maybe he can help you.

                    Give him a shout.
                    I guess you'd be in a better position to offer advice if I were homosexual spod, maybe this is why you like to talk about it so much; do you miss the days oil wrestling with your squaddie chums in the infantry?

                    I didn't choose a career which ensured I'd spend most of the day couped up, and ordering around sexually repressed, latent homosexual boys Spod, so I'd not be shaking the big you're a homo tree just yet, for I think you've been battered black and blue with the gay stick.

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                      I guess you'd be in a better position to offer advice if I were homosexual spod, maybe this is why you like to talk about it so much; do you miss the days oil wrestling with your squaddie chums in the infantry?

                      I didn't choose a career which ensured I'd spend most of the day couped up, and ordering around sexually repressed, latent homosexual boys Spod, so I'd not be shaking the big you're a homo tree just yet, for I think you've been battered black and blue with the gay stick.
                      Daddy still not showing you enough affection. I guess you've lived this long with his disappointment it doesn't really matter any more.

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