This Winter's going to be a corker

[RasputinDude]

lav, trap, khazi, "smallest room", WC

[d000hg]

Is lavatory OK? Perhaps restroom?

[BrilloPad]

DO NOT USE THE WORD "TOILET"

Sorry I forgot that cuk general is full of shrinking violets . In future I will only post about kittens and flower arranging.

[doodab]

I'm happy to store your wheels for you. Shall we say £50 per day?

Rims are what toilets have. Cars have wheels.

Wheels have rims. One does indeed buy new rims when one buys new wheels.

[SimonMac]

DO NOT USE THE WORD "TOILET"

So what would you like us to call the vessel which collects large amounts of tulip in a single location before shipping it away, off shore recruitment agent?

[doodab]

So what would you like us to call the vessel which collects large amounts of tulip in a single location before shipping it away

CUK nightly backups?

[SimonMac]

CUK nightly backups?

You think a Micky Mouse run forum like this has backups?

[blacjac]

My toilet has a seat.

According to MrsDude, it also has a lid that can be put down, but I can't for the life of me see why it needs such a thing.

Don't you ever need a dump?

You dump with the lid down? How does the jobbie get into the pan? Or do you just smear it all over the lid with your arse cheeks?

[d000hg]

So what would you like us to call the vessel which collects large amounts of tulip in a single location before shipping it away, off shore recruitment agent?

That makes it sound like you store up the day's production for a single nightly flush.

[d000hg]

Lidl sell a thing for storing your winter or summer wheels.

Some sort of mini-shed type affair? Or a wall-mounted thing for the garage?